To Do: This week & next

• Ice & decorate cupcakes for Daughters last day at nursery
• Find Daughter new nursery in order to save both our sanity
• Sew 'Happy Birthday' banner for Old Foundry Kitchen
• Think of Christmas makes & make for Craft Fair a week on Tuesday
• Take iron tablets regulary & DO NOT FORGET like useless person you are
• Go shopping
• Earn money for shopping/rent before going shopping
• Doctors: Monday (to check I haven't topped myself)
• Midwife: Thursday (only 10 weeks later than intended)
• Nurse: Next Tuesday (jabs saving Daughter from impending doom)
• Use excessive amounts of eggs which seem to have appeared in kitchen (quiche?)
• Pack to visit Lovely Friend -- DO NOT FORGET Pregnancy Notes
• Visit Lovely Friend
• Return from visit in one piece & without having given birth
• Do never-ending ironing, using special smelly iron-water bought 3 months ago in attempt to add a bit of fun to ironing (what?!)
• Attempt to make time to put face on of a morning in order to not scare general public when leaving house
• Become proper housewife (though not married) as intended to do 3 months previously
• If failing on above point, instead ensure proposal of marriage via argument that one can only be a good housewife if one is actually a wife
• Emotionally blackmail innocent blog followers into buying items from Little Pea Green in order to fill my fridge with cheese & yoghurt & possibly fund my marzipan habit if very successful
• Teach Daughter art of sophisticated conversation that does not involve the words "poo", "bottom", "bogey" or "ey!"
• Stop procrastinating with ridiculous lists & get off bum
• Ensure productivity by promising to post pics of accomplishment of to do list over next few days!

Over & out.